Big barrel 'o monkeys, mountain 'o lies, liberal dose of fiction, heaps of contrived variants, fables of yesteryear, 'n a whole lot more. A platform that connects via short quips, quotable notable moments, photos, and more. A blog that provides a broad range of analogies that may enhance your awareness of the sport of local climbing in NW USA.
One day while out bouldering with my daughter, a person nearby noticed how well she was bouldering and asked her, "Which indoor gym do you climb at?" To which she replied, "I don't, I climb on real rock."