Beer bellies and boredom?
Perhaps ya startin' to collect a notable wintery girth?
There are ways to keep fit even in winter around here in rainy western Oregon. Such as: a fitness regimen training cycle linked to a popular indoor sports gym, or a bit of outdoor rock climbing at the local crag, or delve into the steadily expanding sport of outdoor bouldering.
Or . . . . try doin' NINE times up Dog Mtn in the Columbia Gorge.
That's a journey of 3,000' times nine which equals about 27,000' gain/loss in one single day.
It's not a speed record, but merely the number of times going from trailhead up to the summit - back to back - all in one long single day. Nice venture!
The web link: Oregonhikers.org
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